Posts Categorized: #fail

#dailyfail – illuminati spam

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. This is not so much a fail as it is a succeed, because while spam is always pretty spammy, this one actually made me laugh. A rare feat for spam. It also sparked some thoughts that I promptly filed under “Ideas for… Read more »

#dailyfail – I fell down the stairs

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. Yesterday I fell down the stairs. Head first. And slid all the way to the bottom. Of a concrete staircase. While carrying a plate of homemade, sugar-free, low-carb peanut butter and chocolate cupcakes. For my family. On my only remaining good plate…. Read more »

#dailyfail – pores

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. My co-workers are gross, so one of them sent me this email:  On the surface it seems harmless enough, but the attached picture is still the sort of close up I didn’t need to see.  And now they’re back to making… Read more »

#dailyfail – no light, no light

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. This weekend I couldn’t go anywhere at night, because my car’s headlights weren’t working. 

#dailyfail – frozen

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. The frozen berries I had planned to have in my breakfast smoothie this morning was frozen solid and frost-welded to the tray that had frozen shut inside my over-frozen freezer. Winter isn’t coming. Winter is here.  Happy winter y’all!