#dailyfail – frozen

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. The frozen berries I had planned to have in my breakfast smoothie this morning was frozen solid and frost-welded to the tray that had frozen shut inside my over-frozen freezer. Winter isn’t coming. Winter is here.  Happy winter y’all!

#dailyfail – some spam is just too spammy

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. I get comment spam on my site. Some try to seem intelligible (if vague) and others are just plain gobbledygook. But this one is special. It got most of it mostly right, only to leave in the spectacular fail that is “pusebihls”. I promise I will pusebihls …

trip to new york city

A few weeks ago I went on a trip to New York City. I took some pictures and gathered some wisdom that I would like to share.  what i’ve learned: 1. The New York City Subway is gross in a way that the London Underground is not. I don’t know what it is, or what measures are being taken to keep people in London from …

#dailyfail – trusty erection

Time now for the #dailyfail, an event which is inevitable in my everyday life. This conversation:  Minki: “Kyle, do you have the folder for the trustee elections?“ Dave (gasps): “Did Minki just say you have a trusty erection?” The upshot of which is, of course, that I still don’t know where the goddamn trustee election folder is. *headdesk*